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Our sources indicate that the novel is available as a paperback or an e-book, and that it is “f-ing hysterical.” We’re also told that you should buy it now because every second you go without it is one sixtieth of a minute that you should have spent reading it.
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It’s here! It’s finally here! Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, by Eirik Gumeny, is finally available to purchase and read and cherish forever!
For those of you not in the know: Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, the second book in the Exponential Apocalypse series, continues where the first one left off, following Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, zombies, mad scientists, rhinos with lasers, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents puts the “doody” in doomsday and the “ha” in worldwide annihilation.
You can buy a paperback or a Kindle copy or some other e-copy or, for a limited time, get a paperback signed by Eirik himself! Who wouldn’t want his indecipherable scrawl scarring the first page of their book? No one, that’s who. Besides, he’ll probably throw in a bunch of magnets, too. And everyone loves magnets. You can do some crazy shit with ’em. (You have seen Breaking Bad, right? MAGNETS.)
What were we talking about? Oh, right, Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. The only book on the market today that’s guaranteed to cure your erectile dysfunction*, protect you from gunfire*, and gain you immediate access to that swanky back-room hot dog place in the East Village*! And it doubles as a floatation device*! Plus it has 100% of your daily recommened fiber**! BUY YOUR COPY TODAY!
Here we are, less than a week away from the official release of Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. That’s less than a week to get in your pre-orders! You don’t want to have to just regular-order it, do you?
For those of you on the fence, let us assure you, this is the single greatest book written by Eirik so far these year. But don’t take our word for it. Take the word of some other stranger on the internet:
“This book is a bucketful of crazy and I enjoyed every minute.”
That’s right, the first review of Dead Presidents can be found here. And if that’s not enough to convince you to buy a copy, well, we just don’t know what is.