Books! They’re Like the Internet in 3-D!

Because everything's better in 3-D.

Books! They have tangible mass!

Books! You can turn the pages!

Books! They’re like the Internet but with fixed starting and ending points. And a third dimension!

Books! It’s what all the cool kids will be stuffing in their backpacks this fall!

And we’ve got ‘em! Coming July 31st, it’s the most anticipated sequel this summer not involving the word “Rises.” Eirik Gumeny’s original Exponential Apocalypse was the defining text for a certain sub-segment of one element of part of a generation and now he’s done it again. Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents drops at the end of the month but you can read a free preview online now.

But wait…we’ve got more amazing printed material. The New Yorker says of Ryan Werner…well, The New Yorker has never said anything about Ryan Werner but that’s only because The New Yorker kinda sucks ass. (Well, maybe the cartoons. But the incessant capitalization of “The” every time you say the title? Seriously?)

Anyway, we’re here to tell you Ryan’s a one-man inferno of awesomeness and (seriously) one of the most important flash fiction writers out there today. Which is why we’re so damn excited to be publishing his first collection this September. Check out “Wide Right Game” in the current issue of JDP for a taste of what’s in store from Shake Away These Constant Days. Then head over to his blog and tell him how excited you are for his book.

Because books rock. In 3-D! With covers that close and open!

Our Kickstarter Is Funded!

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Break out the Ewok celebratory song – our Kickstarter has officially been funded and then some.

There’s still more than a week left to go but we wanted to take a moment to express our gratitude for helping us raise the cash to publish and promote two books we are uncontrollably excited about: Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents and Ryan Werner’s short story collection, Shake Away These Constant Days. Seriously, thanks to everyone who backed this – especially, you know, if you’re someone one of us doesn’t call, “Mom.”

Of course, you can always give us more money if you’re so inclined over the next ten days, but we won’t push it. We’ll just gently remind you that there are a few options that function as pre-orders for Ryan and Eirik’s books, so there’s still a chance to do that and get some extra swag on top. Also, if we raise a lot of extra cash we might be able to publish a third book this winter. (Just sayin’.)

And that’s that.

Let’s talk about free stuff. No, not our monthly magazine (though you should really read that too), but the short stories Eirik Gumeny is posting over at his blog that bridge the gap between his first novel, Exponential Apocalypse, and the forthcoming sequel. He’ll be posting one a week until EA: Dead Presidents is released on July 31st. It’s like his version of those webisodes the SyFy Channel posted during the ridiculously long breaks in-between Battlestar Galactica seasons. Only cooler.

Next, move on to Ryan Werner’s new blog, unironically titled Ryan Werner Writes Stuff. It’s a very cool site where you can catch up on all the latest information on Shake Away These Constant Days, read Ryan’s thoughts on the writing process, see unnerving photos of him in a dress, and possibly be directed to soft-core porn links for ginger fetishists. And at least some of that is really worthwhile.

We’re hoping to have a preview of the cover art for Ryan’s book soon, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on the dinoriffic cover to Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. We guarantee it has 100% more velociraptor than any other indie press book on the market.

Speaking of covers (because we love segues) our Production Editor, Sam Snoek-Brown recently posted a call for artists who want to make the cover of JDP look extra special. If you’re an illustrator, check it out and see if you’ve got what it takes to front one of our monthly issues. And if you’re not an artist, read it anyway for Sam’s excellent attempt to summarize JDP’s influences in a single paragraph. In general, his Beginner’s Mind Blog is a solid read about writing, life, the universe, and everything.

So, thanks again to everyone who backed the Kickstarter, you’ve briefly restored our tenuous faith in humanity. And, if you weren’t able to help us out with cash, we always appreciate moral support too. Follow us on Twitter. It’s free and new followers make us inordinately happy.

Three Bad Things That Could Happen If Our Kickstarter Fails

1. We’ll show Monty Python and the Holy Grail for free and then interrupt before the really funny bits to badger you about supporting quality television. (And if you grew up watching PBS pledge drives, you’d know how awful that can be.)

2. The universe will collapse under the weight of our existential angst and all-encompassing sense of futility at operating in a cruel literary world that just doesn’t care.

3. The tiny, tiny plastic dinosaurs? Microwave.

Who wants any of that? So help us out, if you can.

And on a slightly more serious note, if you were thinking of buying Eirik Gumeny and Ryan Werner’s new books anyway – and really what sane, literate, democracy-loving person wouldn’t? – the Kickstarter has a couple of options that essentially function as pre-orders for either or both books, with extra swag on top. Check ‘em out.