A Week of LOVE ME

the world's most flammable novelHi. Welcome to Tuesday, August 16, 2011. Love Me, by Danger_Slater, has been out for a week now, so I think it’s safe to assume you’ve bought it, read it, and loved it. Right? Right. Good.

“But, uh, now what?” you’re probably asking.

Well, now you get other people to buy it, read it, and love it for their own damn selves. Danger has authorized the use of deadly force to accomplish this, but we’ve got a couple other options you might want to try first.

First, you should leave reviews of Love Me at your online retailer of choice. Or Goodreads. Or on your blog. Or scrawled above a urinal. Get the word out about the book is what we’re saying. Just make sure they’re good words.

Here is a handy flyer to help you in your goals. Print it out and stick it places. Colleges, bookstores, coffee houses. If you own a small plane, rain it down on unsuspecting pedestrians. It’ll be awesome.

Second, enter the giveaway for a free copy of Love Me on Goodreads.

I’m not actually certain how giving shit away for free helps sell more copies, but you should enter anyway. And then tell your friends. Because everyone can afford free.

LOVE ME Two Times

the world's most flammable novelOK, one more reminder that Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS ON SALE NOW! Just in case you slept through yesterday. No judgement. It happens.

Anyway, you should buy Love Me. In an effort to facilitate that, here are some handy links:

Buy the paperback from Amazon.
Buy a Kindle copy.
Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords.

Spread them around. Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Tell that dude on the bus with the iPad. He’s clearly got money to burn. And, really, why burn money when you can use it to buy books?

Read an excerpt of Love Me here, if you like, and then, you know, buy it. That’s kind of the point we’re trying to make, in case it wasn’t obvious.

LOVE ME Still On Sale!

the world's most flammable novelLove Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS STILL ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

If for some reason you don’t trust the word of the publisher when it comes to telling you what books to buy, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me and then buy it. That way we’re all happy.

Once you’ve ordered your copy, join the Facebook group and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. If you’ve somehow managed to read the book already, tell him about how awesome it is. Then go back to Amazon or Smashwords and leave comments telling everyone how awesome it is! And if you didn’t think it was awesome, lie. Or at least make it sound like it’s your fault you didn’t like it and not the book’s.