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LOVE ME Now On Sale!

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the world's most flammable novelOh my God, it’s finally happening! Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS NOW ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

I know what you’re thinking: Why should I buy it NOW? Why not tomorrow? I’m used to being left out and, in fact, being so out of touch with what was awesome and popular molded me into who I am today! If I wasn’t a social pariah in my youth, I wouldn’t be such a well-rounded person with such a hot girlfriend!

Well, that’s all fine and good, but this isn’t your youth. You’re an adult now and not buying Love Me is not going to mold you into a better person. There’s no more molding to do! Buy it now or your friends and colleagues will laugh at you and stop inviting you to lunch. You love lunch! Buy Love Me today!

If you’re one of those people who doesn’t blindly buy what the internet tells you to, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me here and then buy it. It’s probably the responsible thing to do.

Make sure to join the Facebook group here and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. I have it on good authority that if you don’t, he’ll be forced to beat himself.

LOVE ME On Sale Tomorrow

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the world's most flammable novelLove Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, goes on sale tomorrow!

Buy the paperback from Amazon or a digital copy from Smashwords. Yes, Love Me will be available on other sites, but we are kindly requesting you focus your book-buying efforts on these sites. If enough people buy copies on the same day, the sales ranking will go up, in turn bringing it to the attention of more people, who will in turn buy more copies, which will in turn bring the sales ranking even higher, ad infinitum, until Danger becomes the world’s most famous writer and Amazon explodes from the sheer volume of work it has to do. It’s win/win! Unless you’re Amazon, in which case exploding would probably be bad.

Anyway, Love Me. Read an excerpt here, join the Facebook group here, then get your credit cards ready. For tomorrow we buy!

Two More Weeks To LOVE ME

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the world's most flammable novelWe’re heading into the final two weeks of Jersey Devil Press’s Danger_Slater’s Love Me Pre-Order-Donation-a-Thon! If you’re not aware, here’s the deal:

Donate $25 (or more!) and you’ll recieve a free advance paperback copy of Love Me, an existential romp replete with elderly gangbangers, scientists, and dick jokes, as well as a free e-book of Screw the Universe by Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny, which also has dick jokes, but this time on a spaceship.

If you’re of the poor persuasion, that’s OK too! Donate less than $25 — seriously, like a quarter — and we’ll still send you the e-book! We’re generous like that.





If for some reason you’re unaware of the magic that is Danger_Slater, check out the first chapter of Love Me right here! Read it like you stole it! And then buy it!

To everyone’s who’s already donated, thank you, from the bottom of our fundraising hearts. We love you even more than the rest of them.