Our Kickstarter Is Funded!

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Break out the Ewok celebratory song – our Kickstarter has officially been funded and then some.

There’s still more than a week left to go but we wanted to take a moment to express our gratitude for helping us raise the cash to publish and promote two books we are uncontrollably excited about: Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents and Ryan Werner’s short story collection, Shake Away These Constant Days. Seriously, thanks to everyone who backed this – especially, you know, if you’re someone one of us doesn’t call, “Mom.”

Of course, you can always give us more money if you’re so inclined over the next ten days, but we won’t push it. We’ll just gently remind you that there are a few options that function as pre-orders for Ryan and Eirik’s books, so there’s still a chance to do that and get some extra swag on top. Also, if we raise a lot of extra cash we might be able to publish a third book this winter. (Just sayin’.)

And that’s that.

Let’s talk about free stuff. No, not our monthly magazine (though you should really read that too), but the short stories Eirik Gumeny is posting over at his blog that bridge the gap between his first novel, Exponential Apocalypse, and the forthcoming sequel. He’ll be posting one a week until EA: Dead Presidents is released on July 31st. It’s like his version of those webisodes the SyFy Channel posted during the ridiculously long breaks in-between Battlestar Galactica seasons. Only cooler.

Next, move on to Ryan Werner’s new blog, unironically titled Ryan Werner Writes Stuff. It’s a very cool site where you can catch up on all the latest information on Shake Away These Constant Days, read Ryan’s thoughts on the writing process, see unnerving photos of him in a dress, and possibly be directed to soft-core porn links for ginger fetishists. And at least some of that is really worthwhile.

We’re hoping to have a preview of the cover art for Ryan’s book soon, but in the meantime, feast your eyes on the dinoriffic cover to Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. We guarantee it has 100% more velociraptor than any other indie press book on the market.

Speaking of covers (because we love segues) our Production Editor, Sam Snoek-Brown recently posted a call for artists who want to make the cover of JDP look extra special. If you’re an illustrator, check it out and see if you’ve got what it takes to front one of our monthly issues. And if you’re not an artist, read it anyway for Sam’s excellent attempt to summarize JDP’s influences in a single paragraph. In general, his Beginner’s Mind Blog is a solid read about writing, life, the universe, and everything.

So, thanks again to everyone who backed the Kickstarter, you’ve briefly restored our tenuous faith in humanity. And, if you weren’t able to help us out with cash, we always appreciate moral support too. Follow us on Twitter. It’s free and new followers make us inordinately happy.

Shake Away These Constant Days











Shake Away
These Constant Days

30 Stories by Ryan Werner
Now Available

ISBN 978-0-9859062-6-9














Shake Away These Constant Days is an impressive debut from a young and exciting voice.”
Joey Pizzolato, Curbside Splendor

Thirty short short stories about twists in ephemeral truth, the way small amounts of time are dissected and put back together wrong, if at all.

“Each of the stories in Ryan Werner’s Shake Away These Constant Days ends with a sentence that’s a fist to the ribs. The collection builds into repeated shots to the soft part of your guts, a beautiful pummeling. By the end of Shake Away These Constant Days, you won’t even notice the bruises, the missing teeth, the pain. You’ll only want to go another round.” – Sarah Rose Etter, author of Tongue Party

“Ryan Werner’s debut marks the arrival of an important new voice: quirky, world-wise, and as joyfully rambunctious as your favorite punk rock song. Listen up. You’ll be glad you did.” – Tom Cooper, author of Phantasmagoria and Barataria

Read the first four stories from Shake Away These Constant Days here.

You can order your signed copy today by clicking below.





Kickstart My Heart

Man does not live by online journals alone. No, sometimes man wants a longer story, fiction he can really sink his teeth into. And sometimes man even wants a real, physical book, something with heft, for killing spiders and starting small fires. And so, because we do not want to disappoint our fellow human beings, Jersey Devil Press also releases the occasional novel or short story collection.

As such, we’re proud to announce our lineup for 2012: Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents by Eirik Gumeny (out in July) and an untitled collection of short stories by Ryan Werner (out this fall). There is little doubt that they will be among the greatest books ever written.

But, frankly, the writing was the easy part. We’d like to do more. So we’ve created a Kickstarter campaign to help us accomplish that. Our modest funding goal covers book design, printing, and advertising the ever-loving shit out of the above-mentioned titles. Anything over the goal goes towards releasing an additional anthology this winter. And if we really go over the goal, we may even be able to pay the authors.

Help us out, won’t you? The little plastic dinosaurs will thank you.