A Date That Shall Live In Infamy… Or Just Regular Famy

the world's most flammable novelMark your calendars, boys and girls. Love Me, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, has a release date! And that date is August 9th, 2011! On that fateful day, Love Me will be available as a paperback or an e-book, from a variety of resellers.

Love Me is the touching tale of a guy in a Viking suit on an epic quest to figure out the mysteries of life. How it touches you is entirely your call.

If you think you can wait a whole month, like some kind of chump, then you can absolutely buy it when it’s released and make us all moderately happy. But if you truly love us, or you love Danger, or you love danger, then you can donate $25 today and receive the book a few days early.





Yes, that’s right, we said donate. Websites and books cost money. We need your cash. But fret not! Unlike Mick Jagger and his vampire cohort, we ARE too proud to beg. When we rattle our tin cup, it means we have stuff to give YOU!

Donate $25 (or more!) and you’ll recieve a free paperback copy of Danger_Slater’s debut novel, Love Me, an existential romp replete with a cow, scientists, and dick jokes, as well as a free e-book of Screw the Universe by Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny, which also has dick jokes, this time on a spaceship.

If, like us, you’re poor, that’s OK too! Donate less than $25 — any amount — and we’ll still send you the e-book! We’re generous like that.

We’ll ship Love Me to all of our new, bestest friends approximately a week before the release date, right around the time we e-mail those same awesome people a coupon code to pick up Screw the Universe from Smashwords for free.

In the meantime, just know that you are so very pretty and/or handsome and we love you and, hey, have we mentioned how great that shirt looks on you? Are those new shoes? Have you lost weight?

Love Me

“This book is… Oh my wow. This has to be the most random crazy book I have EVER read.” — Jagged Edge Reviews

“This was a wonderfully absurd read, and one that had me frequently laughing out loud. It’s twisted and perverted (which isn’t a bad thing!), and wildly inventive. Every time you figure you’ve reached the heights of absurdity … he dangles something even more ridiculous in front of you and then sneaks up behind you and smacks you over the head with something even more unexpected.” — Bending the Bookshelf

“Underneath the humor and the allusions though what the book really is is a parable for anyone who ever searched for the meaning of life and wound up agnostic or atheist. Parts of it truly speak to the experience of finding and losing religion.” — Opinions of a Wolf

the world's most flammable novel

Do you like tales of Cold War espionage? Taut psychological thrillers? Science fiction as a metaphor for U.S. foreign policy? How about cute angst-filled teenage vampire toyboys?

Well, too bad. None of those things are in this book.

Instead you’ll join a guy in a Viking suit on an absurdly epic quest to figure out the meaning of life. There will be obstacles, of course: rabid gangs of disgruntled grannies, rival cults of pie-enthusiasts, toasters, anti-matter conversion do-hickeys, Shadow Men, bandits, hippies, annoying celestial bodies, the Department of Internationally Sexy Affairs, and probably way too many dick jokes for this book to ever be considered for any serious academic curriculum. You know, the usual.

So what are you waiting for? Light a few candles, pour another glass of wine, and grab the lube.

You’re about to Love Me.

LOVE ME, the debut novel by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer!

Available from Amazon, for your Kindle, at Smashwords, or your other favorite retailers!

Read the first chapter now!

Available now in paperback (168 pages, ISBN 9780984612741) and e-book formats!
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