Two More Weeks To LOVE ME

the world's most flammable novelWe’re heading into the final two weeks of Jersey Devil Press’s Danger_Slater’s Love Me Pre-Order-Donation-a-Thon! If you’re not aware, here’s the deal:

Donate $25 (or more!) and you’ll recieve a free advance paperback copy of Love Me, an existential romp replete with elderly gangbangers, scientists, and dick jokes, as well as a free e-book of Screw the Universe by Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny, which also has dick jokes, but this time on a spaceship.

If you’re of the poor persuasion, that’s OK too! Donate less than $25 — seriously, like a quarter — and we’ll still send you the e-book! We’re generous like that.





If for some reason you’re unaware of the magic that is Danger_Slater, check out the first chapter of Love Me right here! Read it like you stole it! And then buy it!

To everyone’s who’s already donated, thank you, from the bottom of our fundraising hearts. We love you even more than the rest of them.

I Prefer Extortion – The X Makes It Sound Cool

the world's most flammable novelAre you there, internet? It’s me, Eirik.

I know you’re busy, what with your terabytes of donkey porn and bad-mouthing one another anonymously and everything, but I have a favor to ask: I need your money.

$25 gets you a paperback of Love Me — early, before the common folk can lay their hands on it — plus an e-book of Screw the Universe by Stephen Schwegler and myself. We’ll probably throw in some magnets, too, because, hey, why not?

Now, I know some of you have your own books you’re raising money for *cough*Dick Cheney Saves Paris*cough* but we’re flexible. If you can’t donate $25, donate $10 or $4 or a quarter. Every little bit counts. Every five bucks is one more review copy, every forty cents is most of a stamp. And every donation, regardless of amount, gets a free e-book of Screw the Universe.

Ultimately, though, this is bigger than just Love Me, or me or Steve, or possibly even Danger, this is about Jersey Devil Press as a whole. Quite frankly, we can’t afford to produce another anthology right now — or another novel or short story collection — and I know a lot of you want us to. We want to, too. But unless you buy Danger’s book, or our other books, or just toss us a couple bucks, it’s not going to happen.

So help us help you help Danger help us help you help our next author. Donate to Jersey Devil Press today.