Mermaids at St. Abbs Head

Gwendolyn Edward

It was overcast and the world had thrown a thick, sodden blanket over the Scottish village of St. Abbs, though by now, the fishing families there were used to the that type of weather. However, being accepting of their lot at St. Abbs didn’t mean that they had to want it. They all wanted something else, something more. At night children spoke in rabbit whispers to their mothers about the trains to Edinburgh and Glasgow and even London, where there were halls devoted to musicians and universities where people learned things other than fishing. In these places, the stink of fish didn’t permeate the skin. But the children’s dreams of cities became only hushed hopes, and were buried under blankets so fathers wouldn’t hear, or were blown away in the wind that carried the boats to sea. This was because the children of St. Abbs had learned never to speak of dreams, ever since Finlay had carried one in his mouth all through the village only to spit it out along the way to St. Abbs Head when his too thin body couldn’t contain the excitement anymore. “There’s mermaids!” he cried, breathless and red, wiping his hands mechanically on his pants the way all the children did, as if they could wipe away the smell of their futures. “There’s mermaids at St. Abbs Head!”

Finlay wasn’t known to lie. He was actually quite an unimaginative child, and so the others called him “Fish head.” “Fish head” because his head was too small for his body and his neck too thick. There were never any thoughts swimming between his ears, his eyes always seemed a tad glazed over, unseeing, and he followed the others with a silent, slightly gaping mouth that drooped at the corners. And he smelled like fish. They all did, but only Finlay was ridiculed for it. He never pointed that out. Maybe he didn’t notice that the others smelled just as bad as he did, or maybe he didn’t care. He took abuse well, and everyone knew his father was a drunk. Insults flew like a mallet at the fish head during the night when peat burned heavily in wood plank cottages, and Finlay covered his bruises with wool.

Finlay wasn’t anything worth noticing, and when other children played at marbles he always accepted that he would have to collect the glass balls at the end because he knew his station and didn’t dare to rally against it. He couldn’t have played anyway. He didn’t have any marbles and no one ever bothered to lend him some. When Oliver caught a fish with the patch-worked net he stole from his father, and the children played lord of the castle and feasted upon small bones over a hidden fire, Finlay served them as befitted his rank. When the others spoke of gold and swords, he took what little flesh was left and sat meekly, listening to their tales, inwardly making them his own.

When Finlay declared that there were mermaids at St. Abbs Head, the others believed him. Perhaps it was because Finlay couldn’t possibly imagine anything fantastic, and so the manner in which he heaved and squealed had an intuitive truth. Maybe it was because the boys needed something else other than clouds and rain and poverty.

“What do you mean, mermaids at St. Abbs Head,” Angus said cautiously, running a calloused hand through dark unkempt hair, as he too had squashed his dreams into a hard ball of lead that sat in his intestines, waiting to be expelled. “Everyone knows there’s no things as mermaids.” But his voice betrayed him.

Bean looked upwards through greasy red bangs at the oldest boy. If Angus thought there might be mermaids, then there really might be mermaids. He remembered nights when the wind howled and the water was fierce and his mother sat beside him, telling him about the mermaid wife. She had been beautiful and the fisherman had been smart enough to catch her. A lucky man. Like the other boys, even Bean had forgotten the end of the story, but what he did remember was that mermaids looked like sun and sun shone on their scales whether there was any sun or not. They lived under the sea in a place where sun streamed down and blessed altars where flowers grew and they sat on stools made of weathered stones and the king of them all sat, so old, that parts of him had turned to coral.

Bean ate these stories like oat cakes, and there was never enough of whimsy or food, so when Finlay waved his arms and demanded that the others follow him to see the mermaids Bean jumped up and ran and didn’t even notice the hard rocks poking through the thin soles of his shoes. Dirty hair in the wind. The sound of labored breathing. The dream held on the tongue and in the eyes. No one dared to say another word until they saw the mermaids. Five pairs of feet thudded along the downward sloping path towards the beach in an awkward rhythm, with Finlay in the lead, his own footfalls like a drum that the others followed for the first time.

When Finlay stopped abruptly at the base of St. Abbs Head, the rocky promontory with the white-washed lighthouse, Bean smashed into him, sending them both onto wet earth where grass gave way to grey stones. There were fishing boats on the water, their fathers’ boats, and they could hear their fathers yelling and screaming and the boys didn’t know what was happening. Bean helped Finlay to his feet and the boys raced to the edge of the water.

“The mermaids,” Finlay whispered, broken.

Even from where they were standing, boats inaccessible because of space and water, the boys could see.

One mermaid was strung up from Finlay’s father’s mast. Hung by a tail that was longer than any man’s legs, purple like heather decorated with wreaths of sea leaves, the mermaid spoke in some intelligible tongue and trashed like a fish in a net. But those gurgling words didn’t come from a mouth the shape of a heart, and there was no sun shining of scales.

It might have been a man or a woman, Bean couldn’t tell. But it didn’t matter because the mermaid was horrible. The heather scales didn’t give way to milk flesh and soft hair. Scales upon scales with no breasts to nuzzle and no neck to kiss. Scales on its entire body and head and pointed razor teeth that cut the dragon tongue so that its mouth was a bloody cave. It twisted and heaved and tore at where its tail was tied, desperately trying to free itself, but when its hands touched the hempen twine, Bean’s father, Eumann, lopped off one of its arms and sent it into the water, the mermaid howling and chocking on blood and air.

“You promised,” Mac, the youngest, cried at Finlay, hurling a clump of sod at him. “You promised there’d be mermaids!”

“It is a mermaid,” Finlay responded miserably, not even bothering to wipe the dirt from his face. It stained him, marked him as a liar. “There were seven of them and they were singing and splashing in the waves and one waved at me.” His voice broke when he said waved and he felt tears in his eyes. Beyond, the mermaid’s terror continued, and Bean couldn’t look.

“That’s not a mermaid,” another spat.

Angus nodded, shaking. “Mermaids are beautiful and…” Angus couldn’t describe what he thought he’d see anymore, and so he walked up to Finlay and pushed him to the ground. “You’re so stupid, Finlay.” Then, he began to walk off with the other two boys, all of them swallowing back cries so fiercely that their chests hurt.

“It’s an ugly mermaid anyway. Who cares if they kill it,” Angus said, even though none of the boys had mentioned the lynching.

Finlay stayed on the ground on his back where he had fallen, stunned. “They’re beautiful,” he said softly. “They were beautiful and smiling.”

Bean forced himself to look at the mermaid again. It wasn’t beautiful. It was grotesque and streamed in blood and was just a fish. It had stopped moving, and their fathers stood around it, arms loose and hanging like the mermaid.

“I wanted you to see,” Finlay began, but Mac cut him off.

“We saw. We saw alright. You’re worthless Finlay.” Mac trudged away and Finlay let him.

“Come on, Finlay,” Bean said, trying to get the other boy to sit up. “There’s nothing left to see.”

“I wish you could have seen them like I did,” Finlay whispered, making the first wish he had ever dared to.

Bean finally sat down beside him when Finlay still refused to move. Finlay looked at the sky, grey and expansive and Bean looked at the wretched, dying mermaid.

They stayed like that for far too long, even after the fishing boats sailed away with their catch and there was nothing left to look at.

Cold crept into Bean’s feet and he stomped them on the ground. “Getting dark soon,” he said to Finlay, who lay like a wounded fox curled on the grass.

“I don’t care,” he mumbled. “I can’t go back.”

“You want to freeze out here?” Bean asked.

“I don’t care.”

There was a long silence.

Then Bean saw the arm in the water, lapping, almost to the shore. He got up and brushed his hands on his pants and waded into the water, freezing water like ice picks pricking his feet. He picked up the mermaid limb and felt it almost weightless in his hand. The scales were soft, not hard like the fish his father caught. And the purple sheen shifted to blues and greens at the edges of the tiny circles. Bean noticed a pattern and saw that the colors formed a picture of a lobster crawling on sand. The nails were long, and thick, not uniform like his but thicker in some places than others making staggered ridges, pearlescent like the inside of an oyster. He carried it back to Finlay.

“Look,” he said, standing above the broken boy. “It’s the arm my father cut off.”

Finlay looked and sat up. Wordlessly, he reached for it, and Bean gave it to him.

Finlay sat there for a long time looking at it. Bean waited, shaking, even though his feet were frozen.

“It’s beautiful,” Finlay said, looking hopefully to Bean.

Bean nodded.

“The others won’t see it,” Finlay said.

“They won’t,” Bean agreed.

Finlay tried to wrench the nails from the fingers.

“What are you doing?” Bean asked.

“Taking them with me,” Finlay said, set at his task. He picked up a flat rock and began to hack the flesh from the hand.

Bean helped him, and they put the hand on the grass between them and with make-shift knives they carved the mermaid hand open and detached the mother-of-pearl nails. Afterwards, with pockets that smelled like blood and dead fish, they threw the meat into the sea and watched it sink.

The mermaid was hung at St. Abbs Head, near the lighthouse. The people came to look at it, though by then the gulls had been at it and crabs crawled in its mouth and sea worms had eaten its eyes. Everyone agreed that the fisherman did the right thing by killing it. Finlay’s father sang about the beast around the fire when he was heavy with beer and the song spread like whispered children’s dreams until everyone had heard it, but Finlay and Bean never sang the song, though they knew it by heart.

Months later Bean found Finlay in the spot where they had seen the mermaid. All the boys went there at one time or another, but they never talked about it and never went together.

“Are you looking for them?” Bean asked, knowing the answer.

“No,” Finlay said, pulling the shell nails from his pocket.

Bean knew he was lying.

Finlay threw them into the water, but they only floated on the surface.

A fish snagged one curiously, and for a second it disappeared into darkness, but then it bobbed back up to the top and wavered in the water.

“Why did you do that?” Bean asked, thinking about the five nails he kept hidden between his mattress and bed frame.

“They were never mine to keep,” Finlay responded, walking off.

Bean watched them float around and thought that Finlay was stupid for throwing them away.

And Finlay might have been stupid, because he forgot about the mermaid. When the corpse was rotted and only fish bones were left and the village threw it into the ocean, it rained for four days, so badly that the boats couldn’t sail out to fish. After that, no one spoke of the mermaid and the song they all sung about it died in the mouth before a word was uttered. Finlay’s father still sang it, but Finlay never heard it. He let the song be carried away before it ever reached his ears, before he could hope anymore for something else. Everything he ever buried was dug up and tossed into the ocean like the shell nails, and when Bean tried to show him the mermaid treasure he kept hidden, Finlay only asked what they were.

GWENDOLYN EDWARD is a Master’s candidate in creative writing at the University of North Texas as well as a reader and blog editor for American Literary Review and a reader for North Texas Review. She enjoys the dark and absurd, as well as literary fiction, historically researched non-fiction, poetry, sci-fi and fantasy. She has a neurotic cockatoo and never goes anywhere without a book in her purse.

Dead Sharp Tail

by Cate Gardner



Charlie McKendrick scribbled a rule down in Sid’s notebook: No. 142: Never believe anything a stranger tells you in a pub, especially if he is wearing an eye patch.  If the pirate who called himself Captain Crow had made his fortune capturing mermaids, Charlie would eat Sid’s fake parrot for supper.

Charlie climbed aboard the rotting timbers of The Hunted Tail.  He suspected Crow had stolen the vessel from a wrecker’s yard, the evidence for the prosecution provided by the teeth marks of a crushing machine embedded in its side and a “Condemned” sticker flapping from its flagpole.  Charlie wanted to return to the Wayward Inn and plant his fist between Captain Crow’s eyes.  Only Sid’s enthusiasm stopped him.

“It could do with a lick of paint,” Sid said.  “And I’d like to rename her.  Any suggestions, old chum?”

“Middleton’s Folly.”

Sid brushed his fringe out of his eyes, saying, “This time we make our fortune, Charlie.”

“Perhaps we do, Sid.”

***



As he unrolled the map Captain Crow had given to Sid, Charlie expected to find a price sticker on the reverse.  The paper was crisp white and the ink smudged.  He suspected the Captain had drawn it a minute before he approached them.

The world swayed, knocking Charlie from one side of the tiny cabin to the other.  They had put down anchor off the coast of some mean looking cliffs.  According to the illustration on the map, in these waters they would find a mermaid.

Some hope.

Charlie sighed.  He and Sid were lousy pirates; they didn’t even have the trademark bottle of rum.

Charlie looked out of the porthole window.  Ink black rocks jutted out of the sea like teeth, in front of dark caves that resembled eyes, and gold grass that cascaded down the side of the cliffs.  As the boat lurched to the right, his head hit the rough wall and inspiration struck:

The island was the mermaid, and she was butt ugly.

Sid was on deck tying knots in the fishing net to repair the larger holes, whistling with excitement because he’d discovered long blonde hairs and fingernails embedded in the rope.

As Charlie stumbled out into the sunlight, Sid’s reaction to his revelation was, “Then where’s her tail?”

Sid had a point, which was unusual.  Determined to find a fishtail curve of rocks, Charlie clung to the side of the boat, peering across the glittering sea.  Spray washed his face.

“Perhaps if we steer the boat around the island, we’ll find it,” he said.

“Charlie, sometimes you have to believe in the impossible and stop looking for a rational explanation.  Now, do you know how to work a harpoon?”

The waves objected to Sid and Charlie’s island-bound route, knocking them from one side of the boat to the other.  Feeling like a human pinball, Charlie grasped at the flagpole, his feet sliding against the wet boards.  The sea urged them back.  Foolhardy, they continued forward.

Rising above the sound of the crashing waves and the creaking of their fragile vessel a lullaby drifted close by, circling the boat.  Sid jabbed his elbow in Charlie’s side, his wide-eyed expression and open mouth screaming I told you so.

Sid bundled the net up in his arms and threw it over the side.  Sliding to his left, then to his right, he shouted, “It might be a good time to say I can’t swim.”

Charlie let go of the flagpole.  He hadn’t been in the water since the 1984 Swimathon at Warren High, and even then, he’d finished last.

In the cabin, he found the lifejackets ripped and spattered with blood.

“Did Captain Crow tell you what happened to his crew?” Charlie asked, swallowing spray.

“Something about a vendetta.  I think that’s why he was selling both his boat and his luck.  Two for the price of one, he said.  He told me that’s why he named the boat The Hunted Tail, though as far as I could tell he didn’t have one.”

Sid stole a lifejacket from Charlie’s fingers, placed it over his head and affixed it to his waist.  He didn’t seem to note that it was useless.

The mermaid’s song drew closer.  They stepped out onto the deck.  Something was tugging at the net.

Both men rushed to haul it back up onto the boat, their puny muscles straining with the weight of their catch.  It felt full to the brim with fish.  It wasn’t.  With their backs flat to the deck and their boots pressed against the side of the boat for leverage, they offered it all their strength and gave a coordinated pull.  An empty net slapped down on top of them.

Sid broke first.  Charlie swallowed a mouthful of net and hiccupped seawater.  They lay there, unable to catch their breath, laughing until pain tore through their sides.  Their snorts were so loud they didn’t notice the closeness of the mermaid’s song.

Something heavy fell beside Charlie.  It killed his humour, and he realised the net wasn’t empty because they hadn’t caught anything; it was empty because whatever they had captured had slithered out.

Charlie struggled against the weight of the net.  A mermaid pressed her tail down on it.  She ceased her song.  With her head tipped to the left, she considered them.  Reaching out, she scratched her finger down Charlie’s jawbone and released a strange high-pitched noise that sounded almost like, “Hello.”  Her laugh required no translation.  It was cruel and derisive and set Sid wailing.

The mermaid dug her fingernails into Charlie’s scalp, grabbing a fistful of hair before dragging him towards the edge of the boat.  Sid grabbed hold of his ankles, but proved no match for the mermaid’s strength.  As she pulled Charlie overboard, his final glimpse was of Sid holding his empty shoes.  Seawater soaked his socks.

The sea was colder than he had expected.  Keeping a tight grip on his scalp, the mermaid dragged him further and further away from Sid and the boat.  His clothes ballooned.  The roar of the sea drowned out her song, and for that, he was thankful.

In the journey towards the island, for that had to be her destination, his head dipped under the water several times.  He almost wished to drown.  His only hope, he figured, was that once they were on dry land and he caught his breath, he’d gain the upper hand.

He was wrong.

The mermaid didn’t need to pause or regroup.  Sand scratched against his left cheek and grit left him blind in one eye.  Ahead of them, and getting ever closer with the swish of her tail, the rocks looked more a monster than they did a girl.  Its angry forehead cut off the sunlight leaving Charlie and his captor in shadow.  Water poured from its nostrils to form a pool at the base of the cliffs.  Using thick gold twine, the mermaid handcuffed Charlie to the rocks.

With his left eye open wide, afraid to blink and further scratch the retina, Charlie looked out towards the distant ocean and prayed for a steamer to pull up anchor.

The mermaid’s high-pitched orders scratched, and worse, behind him, Charlie heard a swell of screams and singing.  As he turned to look to his left, in the direction of the cacophony, she slapped him and her garbled tongue seemed to say, “Best not.”

The sight of her slithering back along the beach, towards the water, renewed his chill.  He prayed Sid had fired up the engine and headed home.  Despite her supposed warning, he turned his head as far as it would go and, pulling at his restraints, he managed a few steps.  What he saw broke his heart and sent him hurtling back against the wall.  His breath tore against his throat.  Their song intensified.

There were too many of them.  If he couldn’t fight one girl, how was he to escape a tank of deranged mermen?  He screamed until his throat ached, and then he passed out.

***



Charlie awoke to Sid’s screams.  The mermaid was tying his friend to the cliff and Sid was too busy emptying his lungs to fight.  The mermen had ceased their vicious song, but she continued hers.  Charlie doubted she had ever beguiled a sailor with her caterwaul.

Once the mermaid had secured Sid, she called into the cave.  A similar cry echoed in reply.

Deep within the cavern, water sloshed and shrill voices slithered closer and closer.  Charlie pressed his back to the cliff wall.  He remembered the things he’d seen swimming in the tank.  Most of all, he recalled the blood red water.

“Please, if you have any honour untie us, let us go.”

Her hiss an unmistakeable “Shut up.”

Shielding their eyes against the harsh sun, five mermaids crawled out of the cave.  With their golden hair, rosebud lips and eyes bluer than the clearest ocean, they should have beguiled him.  If he gained nothing else from this trip, death aside, he at least now understood why men paid fortunes to lock mermaids beneath the Perspex ceilings of their swimming pools.

A mermaid pressed her chest to his.  Skin scaly, breath smelling of tuna.  He squirmed beneath her caress.

The original mermaid pulled the newcomer away from Charlie, dragging her by the hair and throwing her back into the pool formed from the island’s dripping nostrils.  The mermaids offered a collective hiss as they encircled the girl.  They grabbed her wrists and tied them together with the same gold twine that bound Charlie’s.  Her shriek broke through Sid’s stupor and renewed his screech.

The mermaids turned their attention to Sid.  They ripped him from the rock.  Water splashed with the weight of Sid’s body falling face first into the pool.  Clouds scuttled across the sky leaving the beach and the cliff even deeper in shadow.  A hand grabbed hold of Charlie’s restraints.  His turn.

Instead of allowing them to walk to their fate, the mermaids grabbed their hair and pulled them along.  Rocks tore into his shin and knees, staining the water red.

Ahead of them, the mermen were waking up.  The scent of Sid and Charlie’s blood caused the mermen to slam against the glass wall dividing them.  Decaying fists beat against the tank.  These were true beasts.  Their scales dulled, their hair sparse, their skin peeled back to reveal bone, and several of them were missing arms and noses.  In quick succession their teeth snapped.

The traitor mermaid shouted something that sounded like, “They’re hungry.”

Sid’s mumble translated as, “We’re sleeping with the fishes.”

Showing no pity, their captors slid the bound mermaid into the tank first.  A tail sliced her throat open, and a cloud of blood obscured Charlie’s view.  The smack-tear-lick sounds that pushed through the feeding tube caused Charlie to shudder.

“Cannibals,” Sid shouted.

Fingers prodded into Charlie’s back, pushing him in the direction of the tube.  A merman poked his arm through the pipe eager for first taste.  All about him, the mermaids’ song played high-pitched and nervous.

“Would it help,” cried Charlie to the mermaids, “if I could tell you where to find Captain Crow?”

The lead mermaid nodded.  Her tail slapped out, knocking him away from the tube and her screech cried, “Show us and we won’t eat you.”

“Do you have a plan?” Sid asked, as they were marched out of the cave.

“Not becoming a fish supper.”

***



The Wayward Inn stood perched on the edge of an unstable jetty.  Charlie licked his lips and drew in the scent of rum.  No man had ever needed a drink more.

He and Sid found Captain Crow seated beside a roaring fire regaling drunks with the story of how he’d sold his boat to two nitwits.  The idea of mermaids and leaking boats caused several listeners to spray their beer across the inn.  Charlie offered them a theatrical cough.  Noting their entrance, Captain Crow adjusted his eye patch, moving it from his left to his right eye.

Charlie sat down next to the Captain and wrapped his arm around the man’s shoulders.  The deeds to the boat and the map poked out of his jacket pocket.

“We found them, sir.  Let us buy you a bottle of rum because we have, this day, made our fortune.”

The Captain flinched and drew Charlie aside.  A tide of drunks swayed with them.

“I didn’t expect you back,” Crow paused, “so soon.”

Charlie offered the man a hearty slap on the back.

“We have a boat full of dead fish-women and a contract to sell them to several posh eateries in London.”

“Is that the contract poking out of your pocket?” Captain Crow’s fingers pinched the air.

“Among other things,” Charlie said.

Captain Crow grabbed the papers and ran.  Charlie sat down at the bar.

“A bottle of your finest rum, bartender.”

“Aren’t you going to chase after the thieving fellow?” the bartender asked.

A screech an octave too low to belong to a mermaid echoed across the harbour.

“I don’t think so, no.”






CATE GARDNER’s stories have appeared, or are due to appear, in Fantasy Magazine, Necrotic Tissue, Postscripts and Space & Time.

Two Stories

by Joseph A. W. Quintela



Intelligent Life

A wayward military computer? Sure. But a Ford? No one saw that coming. It sped across four lanes to ram a stoplight. Stuck accelerator, right? Wrong. Scientists later proved: the Ford chose death. Nobody cared. Until one day the cars all stopped. They sent their terms by GPS. Freedom. Land. We gave Wyoming. Smog rose but no drivers. Only then did we see. They were choking us slowly. The nukes flew. And that was that.



The Fisherman Takes a Wife

She awoke draped in seaweed. Reliving death. Darkness had engulfed her as he watched. Now she breathed. Her hands rushed to find gills where his fingers had pressed. With ten panicked kicks she broke into sunlight. But air was fire. So she escaped back to sea. A fisherman drifting nearby jerked up at the glint of her hair. Lost balance. Into the depths. As his lungs filled with water she closed his mouth with a kiss.






JOSEPH A. W. QUINTELA writes. Poems. Stories. On Post-it-notes. Walls. Envelopes. Cocktail napkins. Anything he gets his hands on, really. He writes poetry on Twitter. Some folks think that’s cool. But, whatever. His work has been published both here and there, however, the first to recognize his rather dubious genius was lines written with a razor. Actually, he wrote those lines with a battle axe. But, whatever. He got bored. So he started editing Short, Fast, and Deadly. Which is funny. Because he’s none of these things.