Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been?

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Nailed it.

Answer #1: Places! Answer #2: Here!

Unsurprisingly, writers who choose to associate themselves with JDP often go on to perform additional death-defying feats of creative dexterity. We recently highlighted the literary accomplishments of Danger_Slater and our production editor, Samuel Snoek-Brown, and we thought this might be a good time to update you on what a few of our other favorite people have been up to.

Carl Fuerst, whose “The New Mercury Ghost Dancers” appeared in Issue 10, has recently launched a journal of bizarre audio fiction called The Break Room Stories, which is a great way to experience odd little tales with someone else’s voice doing all the work for you. Check out his submission guidelines if you think you might have a story you want him to consider.

“Floating in Jagermeister,” one of the two amazing poems Amanda Chiado contributed to our Poetry Issue, will be reprinted in the forthcoming Drawn to Marvel: Poems from the Comic Books anthology from Minor Arcana Press. (We nominated her other poem, “The Birth of Houdini,” for a Pushcart Prize.)

If you’ve been looking for something special for the Stephen King fan in your life who also appreciates fine needlework, you will definitely want to check out yt sumner’s pop-culture-craft Etsy shop, Stitch You Up. (She wrote another of this year’s Pushcart nominees, “Bazaar,” as well as “The Last Bird,” “Hole in the Garden,” and “Big Girl.”) We’re only sorry we weren’t the ones who bought this so-terrifying-we-just-peed-a-little Pennywise. And it looks like she takes custom order requests, too, so this could be the year your dream of a cross-stitched billy-bumbler becomes a reality.

Finally, our illustrious founder Eirik Gumeny’s hilarious “Gnome-pocalyspe” is included in the recently released Tall Tales with Short Cocks, Vol. 4, from Rooster Republic Press. And if you’re going to be tootling around Albuquerque in your car (or mobile meth lab) any time soon, you won’t want to miss his recently posted Breaking Bad Self-Guided Driving Tour, featuring twenty-one locations from the show in one conveniently downloadable .pdf.

By the way, if you’re reading this and thinking, why didn’t they mention my recent [insert accomplishment or venture here] in this post?, it’s probably because we didn’t know about it. So tell us! Shoot us an email or brag to us about it on the Twitters; we promise we’ll be proud of you. And maybe a little jealous. But mostly proud.

January, Bitch!

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Nothing says “Celebrate!” like facon.

Not only is this our first issue of 2014, but it’s JDP’s FIFTIETH(!) issue, which is rather amazeballs for an online speculative fiction magazine, we think. In order to help you create a suitable party atmosphere, we have put together a soundtrack in the form of recommended song pairings for each story:

“Ash Wednesday” by Jacob Euteneuer: David Bowie’s “Ashes to Ashes” (It’s inevitable, of course, but some of us get there faster than others. “Dust in the Wind” might have stayed on theme slightly better, actually, but we like you too much to make you listen to Kansas.)

“Fox and Tiger” by Charlie Harmon: Green Jellÿ’s “Three Little Pigs” (Two fun, irreverent takes on classic fairy tales.)

“He Was, After All, a Gopher” by Andra Skaalrud: Simon & Garfunkel’s “Sparrow” (Different attitudes towards sparrows, same agonizing need for love and a home.)

“Are You Man or Aquatic Ectotherm?” by h. l. nelson: Bruce Springsteen’s “Cowboys of the Sea” (Imaginative, fishy fantasies. Charles Trenet’s “La Mer” would also work here.)

“Why’s Wally” by Mark A. Rayner: Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me,” featuring Michael Jackson (There’s a fine line between paranoia and being right about everything all along.)

Read, listen, enjoy.* A big thank you to all of our readers and contributors for fifty great issues, and here’s to a new year filled with more weird and lovely fiction!

*You can also go right to the full issue or download the .pdf.

Sparkly . . .

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Whee.

We plan to greet 2014 in the usual way: several boisterous rounds of Magic: The Gathering fueled by Klingon warnog and grilled cheese sandwiches, followed by something from the mid-80s’ Schwarzenegger oeuvre.

We’ll have a new issue ready for you in just a couple of days, and until then, there are plenty of excellent stories to read in the last issue of the year and among this year’s Pushcart Prize Nominees. After all, there’s nothing like the warm glow of an electronic screen on a cold winter’s night.

Happy New Year, everyone!