We don’t know much at JDP, but we do know this: if George Carlin were alive today and dressed like a Roman Catholic cardinal, he’d want you to submit to our special poetry issue. Because George loved words and…uh…poems are made up of words. So there. We’ve already accepted some great pieces, but might be able to squeeze a few more in. Don’t let your cool speculative poem be left behind all the other cool speculative poems. Just remember to check our guidelines first.