Get to Know Your Danger_Slater

the world's most flammable novelThere’s an interview with Danger_Slater up at Hampton Reviews. You should read it. Read it now.

I’m from a town called Hopatcong in northeast New Jersey. It’s small and hilly and there’s a big lake in the center of it. What I love most about New Jersey is that everybody acts like Snooki and The Situation all the time. Even me. I’m actually fist-pumping right now. Over time, I’ve learned to type quite proficiently with one hand. Now if you don’t mind, I would like to use this public forum to officially proclaim my undying admiration and thanks to MTV and the entire cast of Jersey Shore for so accurately portraying my state to the rest of America. Good job, guys. I’m so fucking proud of all of you.

The full interview is here. And you can buy Danger’s LOVE ME here.

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