Ah, Christmas morning. At best, twenty minutes of frenzied present-opening after weeks of hellish shopping and sundry preparations. Oh and you’ll be paying for it for months, if not years.

It’s like the holiday equivalent of a really ill-advised hook up.

On the bright side, if you didn’t get what you wanted from Santa or if the old guy didn’t even show up at your house last night, we’ve got you covered. Our own Sam Snoek-Brown has a plan to resurrect the bones of a fourth-century saint to ensure that no child is ever again disappointed on Christmas morning.

And that’s the JDP difference.

Enjoy the day and check out “The Resurrection of Old Saint Nick.”