We interrupt your regulary scheduled magazine to bring you some exciting news: Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents by Eirik Gumeny is now available for purchase.

Our sources indicate that the novel is available as a paperback or an e-book, and that it is “f-ing hysterical.” We’re also told that you should buy it now because every second you go without it is one sixtieth of a minute that you should have spent reading it.

Thank you. Jersey Devil Press will resume its regularly scheduled monthly issue next week. Good night.