Eirik Gumeny, JDP Founder and damn handsome young man, reads from his epic sequel, Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, at Rebel Donut in Albuquerque.

Thor’s back people. And so is Timmy the Super-squirrel. And Queen Victoria XXX. And Chester A. Arthur XVII. And all your other beloved favorites from the post-post-post Apocalyptic cult classic, Exponential Apocalypse.

And this time they mean serious business (like people do in all sequels).

Mad scientists! Clones! Dinosaurs! And…Rhinos with lasers!

Eirik Gumeny has done it again and we want you to witness it for posterity’s sake. So buy his new book, dammit, before all the other cool book-buying people do and make you feel left behind and inadequate.

Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents is available now for your reading pleasure! Download to your Kindle for like three bucks! That’s three less-than-a-cup-of-foo-foo-nice-coffee bucks! Three frakkin’ bucks for hours of entertainment?! It’s like an economic paradox of hilarity and we’re not even sure what that means!

Or go crazy, ya spendthrift, and buy a hard copy so you can enjoy it while building your spatial understanding skills!

Rhinos. With. Lasers. Go. Now.

But wait!

If that’s not enough Eirik Gumeny for you, check out the two free e-books he’s offering for Kindle.

Like a side of blasphemy with your silliness? Then enjoy the wonderful little novelette, The Devil Went Down to Jersey.

Prefer more conventional short stories? Well, Eirik doesn’t do conventional, but he does have this amazing collection of some of his finest tales, including pieces from the pages of Monkeybicycle, Red Fez, and Thieves Jargon. Check out We’re Going to Die Here Aren’t We? You won’t be disappointed.

Both of these e-books are free* — as in less than anything. So pick ’em up because these prices are so low, he’s literally giving them all away!

(*Until like midnight on Friday. So hurry.)