I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why. It is altogether against my will that I tell my reasons for reiterating this contemplated invasion of the internet — with its vast stores of porn and its wholesale boring and melting of the ancient social decencies. And I am the more reluctant because my reminder may be in vain.

So, you know, help out with that and take another gander at our Lovecraft issue. Five spectacular stories of bourgeoning insanity, eldritch horror, and chickens.

Even if you’ve read it once, it can’t hurt to read through it again. Becauses you could never have seen so much in one instantaneous glance.