We’re heading into the final two weeks of Jersey Devil Press’s Danger_Slater’s Love Me Pre-Order-Donation-a-Thon! If you’re not aware, here’s the deal:

Donate $25 (or more!) and you’ll recieve a free advance paperback copy of Love Me, an existential romp replete with elderly gangbangers, scientists, and dick jokes, as well as a free e-book of Screw the Universe by Stephen Schwegler and Eirik Gumeny, which also has dick jokes, but this time on a spaceship.

If you’re of the poor persuasion, that’s OK too! Donate less than $25 — seriously, like a quarter — and we’ll still send you the e-book! We’re generous like that.

If for some reason you’re unaware of the magic that is Danger_Slater, check out the first chapter of Love Me right here! Read it like you stole it! And then buy it!

To everyone’s who’s already donated, thank you, from the bottom of our fundraising hearts. We love you even more than the rest of them.