Reminder, regular submissions close at midnight tonight! Winter holiday submissions will be open for a week, starting November 10th!

In the meantime, assuming you’re not already in a sugar coma or weeping inconsolably about the suckitude of the Jets today, enjoy a suitably spooky story by the masterful Mike Sweeney over at the always awesome amphibi.us. It’s almost like they put the story up specifically for Halloween or something.